{"id":1067,"date":"2010-12-03T13:57:01","date_gmt":"2010-12-03T13:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2010-12-09T19:13:39","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T19:13:39","slug":"kara-tomten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/2010\/12\/03\/kara-tomten\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00e4ra tomten…."},"content":{"rendered":"

K\u00e4ra, sn\u00e4lla Tomten, ..om du finns<\/span>?<\/h3>\n

Jag har sett ut som FAN s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge jag minns<\/span>…!!<\/h3>\n

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F\u00f6r en kvinna i min \u00e5lder \u00e4r det mis\u00e4r<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

S\u00e5 illa att min man s\u00e4kert snart vill g\u00e5 is\u00e4r<\/span>…?<\/h3>\n

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F\u00f6r kroppen min \u00e4r inte som f\u00f6rr<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

br\u00f6sten h\u00e4nger och r\u00f6ven \u00e4r som en ladug\u00e5rdsd\u00f6rr<\/span>…<\/h3>\n

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Men jag t\u00e4nkte jag skulle b\u00f6rja uppe p\u00e5 toppen<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

f\u00f6r att ”sen” HELRENOVERA resten av kroppen<\/span>.<\/h3>\n

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Tomten, har du h\u00f6rt talas om Hon&Han<\/span>?<\/h3>\n

D\u00c4R finnas det tjejer som kan<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

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Mina slitna topparna och min tr\u00e5kiga frisyr<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

DET fixar tjejerna pl\u00e4ttl\u00e4tt med pensel & sax, s\u00e5 h\u00e5ret yr<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

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Bara en liten f\u00f6r\u00e4ndring skulle g\u00f6ra mig glad<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

(S\u00e5 slipper jag tr\u00f6st\u00e4ta s\u00e5 mycket ischoklad<\/span>!)<\/h3>\n

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P\u00e5 Dackeplan 3B har dom \u00e4ven en massa k\u00e4rlek f\u00f6r mitt h\u00e5r<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

Jag lovar att jag k\u00f6per BRA schampoo & balsam innan jag g\u00e5r<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

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Jag tror det blir deras JULERBJUDANDE fr\u00e5n Label M!<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

\u00c5\u00e5h, det \u00e4r klart DET f\u00e5r f\u00f6lja\u00a0 med mig hem<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

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T\u00e4nk dig, SCHAMPOO&CONDITIONER<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

F\u00f6r bara 219:- KRONER<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

(ord:420:-)<\/h3>\n

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Dom \u00e4r alltid s\u00e5 himla trevliga och \u00f6nskar ALLA v\u00e4lkomna tillbaka<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

i verkningstiden f\u00e5r man kaffe,fikabr\u00f6d, gl\u00f6gg o pepparkaka<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

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Amanda o Hanna, Camilla, Jennie o Moa<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

DET \u00e4r rediga tjejer det, oooh gu\u00b4 s\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5 goa\u00b4<\/span>!!!<\/h3>\n

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S\u00e5 Tomten, jag beh\u00f6ver en makeover p\u00e5 riktigt<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

En som verkligen h\u00e5ller l\u00e5ngsiktigt<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

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Sn\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4lla, ge mig det enda jag vill ha i \u00e5r!<\/span><\/h3>\n

Jag viiiill komma till Hon&Han och fixa mitt h\u00e5r<\/span>!!<\/h3>\n

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Hoppas nu mitt brev hinner komma fram till stugan<\/span>,<\/h3>\n

F\u00f6r efter jul blir jag (i s\u00e5 fall) PORRIGASTE frugan<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

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Puss & kram och en uuunderbar jul \u00f6nskar jag dig<\/span>!<\/h3>\n

Fr\u00e5n ”lilla lilla mig<\/span>.”<\/h3>\n

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Ps: F\u00f6r du, ”Farbror sn\u00f6<\/span>..!<\/h3>\n

utan din hj\u00e4lp kommer jag bli ungm\u00f6<\/span> \ud83d\ude09<\/h3>\n

(Och om du nu h\u00f6r min b\u00f6n,… s\u00e5 skulle jag ocks\u00e5 vilja ha liiiite h\u00f6gre l\u00f6n!)<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

K\u00e4ra, sn\u00e4lla Tomten, ..om du finns? Jag har sett ut som FAN s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge jag minns…!! F\u00f6r en kvinna i min \u00e5lder \u00e4r det mis\u00e4r! S\u00e5 illa att min man s\u00e4kert snart vill g\u00e5 is\u00e4r…? F\u00f6r kroppen min \u00e4r inte som f\u00f6rr, br\u00f6sten h\u00e4nger och r\u00f6ven \u00e4r som en ladug\u00e5rdsd\u00f6rr… …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ovrigt","column","threecol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1072,"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions\/1072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.honochhan.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}